College

I am a product of a sub-par New Jersey education system. The New Jersey State Education system is in shambles, barely having enough money to keep teachers on the payroll and nowhere near enough money to adequately fund the extracurricular activities that are actually interesting children enough to go out and learn on their own. Most of my days of high school I slept through, my memories of Spanish class included a milk chug contest and a phone call resulting in a mad rush to steal the exam questions off the teacher’s desk. The good memories usually involve my friends, skipping school to go hang out at the mall once I had a driver’s license, or skipping class to work on computers inside of the school’s computer science lab. When it came to education I was able to perfect the art of bullshit, but I did not learn the skills necessary to get myself into a good college.

I am also lucky, because I knew at a very young age what I wanted to do with the rest of my life. I have been writing software since before I remember, tinkering with web pages and writing scripts since well before high school. I was crimping network cable to construct a make shift LAN-party to scrimmage before Counter-Strike (and later, Day of Defeat) tournaments. My final year of high school I went into vocational school for computer science, spending most of the time writing code for my Half-Life modification and extending some Quake code to gain an illegal advantage over some of the other guys that were in the technology class with me. Those were some good memories. But now, eight years later, after spending six years working towards a bachelor’s degree I can look back and say that I wish the K-12 education system had their shit together. I would have spent much less time re-learning trigonometry, college algebra, physics and chemistry.

What is the point of this rather long anecdotal account of my education history? I read every day about how “Governor Christie is destroying the education system by slashing education funds,” and each day I laugh, because the education system was already destroyed long before Christie made the attempt to balance their budgets. Teachers are pissed off, parents are pissed off and their kids are sitting around oblivious to it all. So the school goes and blames the governor for their budget problems, goes and balks at the union cutting the newbie teachers that actually give a shit about the students they are teaching. I have worked with education professionals, met some amazing teachers, been taught by a few of them, but those are far and few between. The sad fact is the vast majority of teachers are collecting a pay check, tired of their job, but do not have any other career to fall back on.

Unfortunately teachers are amongst the lowest paid professionals when they should be on the opposite end of the spectrum. These are the people molding (or at least put in charge of) the workers, thinkers, tinkerers, great minds, of the future, and we pay them pennies? As I said earlier I believe that the whole education system in New Jersey (and from what I can tell, most of the United States) is broken. We attempt to teach the masses the same exact way, not focusing on the kids’ skills where they excel the most at. A student’s education should be well rounded, but if they are better at mathematics (or a field which involves mathematics) make sure to focus their plan on math.

For those that are not interested in mathematics, literature or the sciences, we have carpentry, automotive, and other mechanical trades that can easily be taught at a young age. One thing that I credit my high school for making available the superb-focused (and amazing instructors) of automotive, carpentry and beautician programs at the choice of the student as an elective. I was lucky that the computer repair and general information technology programs were budding at the time that I went through. But this is exactly my point – we need to go back to the times where we have targeted programs for the interests of students, including apprenticeships, and certifications that actually mean something in the work place. I did not need to go to college, I was more than ready to take a full-time job working as a programmer at the age of eighteen, but in my industry a bachelors degree is a litmus test.

New Jersey, please make a real attempt to clean up your education system, and stop placing your budgetary blames solely on the shoulders of a man just attempting to balance the books. Because the last time I checked not only are we in debt, but we have the highest property taxes, the most toll roads, in the nation. Where is all the money going?

Oct
06

It has been nearly a month since I have slept a full night on an actual mattress. During Labor Day weekend, about a month ago, the unit above my apartment sprung a leak in the bathroom and an existing problem got worse. A small spot of mold turned into a swarm, spreading from the upper corner of the wall, down the closet and into my personal affects. A small growth of mold that we wrote to a landlord about in a letter with our rent had multiplied, and forced my roommate and I out of our apartment. The water pressure had also destroyed the tiles in our bathroom’s shower leaving us miserable and dirty to boot. As you can imagine this was not how I wanted to begin my last semester as an undergraduate at university.

Over the course of the month I have seem my health be affected by the disturbed sleeping pattern, the uncomfortable arrangements I have had to make, and my studies have hit an all time rock bottom. This was the first time in my life that I have been physically without a place to call home; luckily I have been able to shack up at the office on an air mattress (occasionally sleeping on the couch to give someone else the mattress to sleep on) which has definitely eased the pain a little. But I can honestly say that this has been one of the worst months of my life.

All throughout this month I have learned how much I am actually able to take without breaking. I really feel like shit right now, burnt out and beat up, but my mind is keeping my sicken body going. I need to get this work done. No matter how much trudging it takes I am going to begrudgingly finish everything as best as I can. I am going to keep my mouth shut, no matter how much I think a teaching method is wrong. Maybe one day I will be able to incorporate what I have learned at college into something meaningful.

I am writing this blog post now sitting on the air mattress that I purchased a couple of weeks ago. My room has yet to be fully finished, I am waiting on a contractor to finish shampooing the carpet, and I have piles of work that needs to be taken care of. The past two weeks I have been nursing a cold that had seemingly gone, came back, only to be gone again leaving a persistent dry cough. I survived the first round of midterm exams, have one more next week, and will be officially halfway finished in about two weeks. This semester has truly been the worst and I am absolutely looking forward to the real world. A world without examinations meant to trick you into the wrong answer, mislead you, and generally make you feel shitty about yourself. A world where the end result matters and not the theoretical process that you used to get that result.

I can smell the roses. Let’s just hope that life does not through another curve ball my way. My apologies for something that is less humorous – I have been unable to write a funny piece this whole month. I’ll make an attempt to get back into the groove of things soon. I promise.

I usually make it a habit not to talk about classes that I am currently taking. It makes for some awkward situations. But there are times that I simply can’t resist (or, as it is with this case, have nothing else to write about).

The first day that I started a particular class this semester caused me to immediately become so enraged that I wanted to rush to the registrar and yell at someone. Some of the required curriculum at this university boggles my mind. What is the meaning of forcing a student, some of which are commuters with full time jobs, to perform community service in order to get a grade in class?

What really ticked me off was the fact that I am indeed paying for this community service through my tuition fees. The grade that I would be getting at the end of the semester would have something to do with how well I can write a paper based upon my experience slaving myself away for some non-profit organization.

What, you’re telling me I can’t just stand on the corner in Newark with a cardboard sign that says, “Will work IT for free (non-profits only, please)?”

But what originally got me thinking about this was if there was any benefit to the university for having its students perform community service on behalf of their class. Of course, there was an existing list of organizations needing free help.

I am going to be liberal with the mathematics here, but lets say that there are twenty students in the class. That means that each semester, for each enrolled student in this class full of twenty students, now has to perform community service.

I’m not quite sure how many sections are being taught this semester, but lets say that there are sixty students enrolled in three sections of this particular course. Each student must perform thirty hours of community service.

Okay, keep up.

That is twenty students, three sections, and thirty hours per student. That means this school, utilizing my quite liberal calculation, is squeezing eighteen hundred hours of community service per semester out of the student’s wallets. That’s a lot of free labor.

There are some people that might think that community service builds character. But shouldn’t that be my choice to give up my precious hours (that are far and few as it already is)?

While I am in college, slaving away with a paper and pencil at math and physics problems, I don’t expect my university to take advantage of me. That, of course, is reserved for my future employer that wishes me to on-call seven days a week twenty four hours a day.

So what’s next? Are we going to be required to perform a campus cleanup as part of our humanities curriculum?

Before the hate mail and phone calls from administrators start to file in I want to make it clear: I am not against community service. I am against this being in a required class. If this class was an elective, and it was upfront that I would need to perform said requirements, then I would absolutely have no complaint (I would just not take the course). But that’s not the case, is it?

If you are going to dangle the “A” above my head like I am dog at least let me choose a company that I am going to learn something at. I enjoy the challenge of something new. I would much rather have the option of working for a company for thirty hours where I would learn something other than how my existing skills that I learned outside of academia are being slaved out to an organization that should be putting money into the economy.

I am pretty sure how much I am worth, but because this school will be my future alma mater (someday, if I am finally able to pass that damn Calculus III class) I will charge the New Jersey minimum wage of $7.15 per hour. New Jersey Institute of Technology, you owe me $214.50, before state and federal taxes.

I’m sure the check will be in the mail.