The Stupid Things You Do in the Kitchen (and How to Fix Them) is a neat article which explains some of the top things that amateur chefs, and even those of us just looking to make some tasty morsels, tend to make without realizing it. I know that I’ve made at least a few of these (and continue to on occasion) mistakes in the past. If you’re interested in raising your cooking skill up a notch then this is a must read.

The first few days that  I was trying to play the game Mozilla’s servers must have been swamped. I was unable to actually get beyond the initial screen, but thankfully Mozilla posted the source code for both the client and server, completely written in Javascript and available on Github, so I was able to satisfy my technology curiosities. The past few years with the introduction of more powerful, freely available, open source Javascript engines such as Mozilla’s own SpiderMonkey and Google’s V8, have paved the way for a language which is interoperable with C/C++ to be easily embeddable and integrated with existing application systems. Node.js was made available to quickly build scalable event-driven servers that can power whole service-oriented backends, and this is precisely the same technology used in BrowserQuest.

This brings me back to my roots. When I was younger what brought me into the realm of programming was both web development, and text-based roleplaying games. Along with a few friends I ran what is commonly referred to as a MUD, or Multi-User Dungeon, a small application which ran on a remote machine allowing players to connect over the Internet. This game was completely driven by text; movement, combat, and storytelling were all expressed with text, sometimes an emphasis using bold and italic font styles, by the time that I got to the game coloring was available as well, but the game itself was completely driven by imagination.

I can see myself getting back involved in a community developing a game that is available for players to connect to, quest with their friends, and being there to generally provide an escape, an alternative, to the high-priced, resource demanding, massive multiplayer games that exist such as Star Wars and World of Warcraft. I can’t wait to see what the development community comes up with, and I hope that I find the time to participate in what I believe to be the reemerging platform that will hopefully spark a new generation of programmers willing to tinker, hack, and make some awesome art.

Some shout outs: Becks, Shiran, Adam F., Amy, Renée, Rahul, Adam L., and of course my amigo that is soon to be on his way back from a long overdue vacation, Peter. For those of you that I forgot its probably because we haven’t drank in some time. I think its time to remedy that situation!

Given everything above it is very hard to argue against physical mediums going the way of Betamax. Lately the talk has mostly been about the Blu-ray disc format, mainly due to the competition when it was first introduced with HD-DVD, but now because the pressure has been turned on with streaming services like Hulu and Netflix. But if you look at the trends in consumer devices, especially television purchasing, you can see that many people that did not buy high definition sets last decade are going out to purchase them now, and they’re looking specifically at 3D high definition set ups. Right now the only consumer disc format to support 3D is Blu-ray, which requires the use of high resolution (bitrate) audio.

If consumers want that crisp, clear, high definition video with surround sound, they’re not going to be able to get it over your standard Internet connection in the United States. In order to stream Netflix at 720p with high definition audio you’ll need at least a 5 megabit/second Internet connection. My Comcast Internet connection is the lowest tier available, as far as I know, which I measured at roughly 25 megabit/second to east coast data centers. The average speed for broadband in the United States is well under that threshold, pegged at 4 megabit/second, which would allow you to stream the “medium quality” from Netflix. Remember we’re only talking about 720p here, delivering content at 1080p would require much more bandwidth than that, but the average speed here is already struggling to deliver what consumers expect.

If that wasn’t enough the cable broadband providers across the United States are beginning to look towards changing their pricing models to reflect how Internet video distribution is cutting into their cable television subscriptions. That means you’ll be paying more money for your pipe, and have a cap on it before you’ll end up being charged more (usually by the 10GB increment) to fully utilize Internet streaming.

This summer Netflix announced the plan to split their DVD video service into a separate entity, and due to rising costs of the content they are now providing Netflix was also forced to increase the subscription service rates by 60%. These changes resulted in a consumer backlash and Wall Street punished the stock with a drop of more than 70% since July. Reed Hastings, Netflix CEO, tried to provide an explanation and give a half-hearted apology, but ultimately it turned out to be more of an excuse.

Ideally it would be amazing to stream high definition audio and video over the Internet with full clarity. This obviously is the future, but we’re only at the beginning of exploring this technology. In the coming years we’re going to realize higher bandwidth through the local Internet providers which will give services such as Hulu and Netflix the capability of delivering video streams surpassing even the highest quality that televisions support now. But don’t get it in your head that you’ll be throwing away your video discs anytime in the near future, at least if you care anything about surround sound, high definition video, and finally being able to own Star Wars in a quality format.

Table Design

I did a little searching on Etsy and found there were a couple of desks that I fancied, some badgering and trips to the local hardware store later I had a plan for a desk. I consider myself a very minimalistic person when it comes to furniture, sure it needs to look good, but ultimately all I care about is that it gets the fucking job done.

The choice was to build it with three eight food pieces of pine, and stain it to match as closely as possible to my living room set, since the desk would be at the center of the situation going on up in there. The legs were built from steel piping which was linked together with various elbows, unions, and fasteners, after being sanded down and painted with some rustoleum. Three two-inch holes were cut into the back of the desk to throw down some computer wires to allow the table to be flush up against the wall. A cross bar the length of the table would be used for stability.

Top of the table without the holes or the legs.

After the success of the table I started to get drunk with power, and began dreaming up various shelving units, platform beds, that can be relatively easily be made with wood, steel piping, and a little bit of elbow grease. But before filling out an application for the Home Depot contracter’s credit card there was something else that I wanted to try to get done with the scrap I had lying around.

Traffic Light Lamp

A little over a year ago I sniped an auction on eBay and procured a traffic light for relatively cheap. At one point I was going to hack it with an ardunio unit, but after moving once or twice I thought it would be a lot better to turn this bad boy into a lamp. The only problem is that it weighs quite a considerable amount, and the stand itself would have to be quite beefy. While thinking out the table design the lamp stand was a natural second choice for the next project.

The planning stages are still underway, but I figured it would be approached in the same fashion: going to the hardware store, looking for some cool shit to throw together, and beginning the sanding, painting and piping. The only difficultly here is obviously the whole electricity thing, but I am pretty sure that I got that covered.

Call to Arms: Bean Bag Chair

Next up something to plop my fat ass down onto and watch Netflix, play some video games, and pound away at the keyboard on. A good buddy of mine suggested buying a LoveSac SuperSac which is essentially a memory foam bean bag chair. That’s right, a 100 pound, 6 foot wide, bean bag chair. It is damn comfortable. As you can tell, my choice of a chair caused a lot of commotion on that website called Facebook.

The chair is micro-leather, which really means fake fucking leather that they can sell at a premium but is much easier to clean, and came packed into several different packages. You literally had to tear open the packaging, toss around the memory foam, and stuff the casing with this burlap sack full of lumpy foam. It was a huge pain in the ass, but in the end proved to be an perfect addition to the man-cave.

My chair at the apartment before I had the table fully set up for equipment.

It definitely pays to have a little creativity (and a father with a garage full of power tools) and an open mind when you are looking at furnishing an apartment. This type of furniture probably does not suit everyone, but I have a particular taste which I think is highlighted quite well with the steel piping and stained wood finish. If the lamp goes as well as I hope my future projects will likely include a shelving unit for the kitchen to extend my “pantry,” and I’ve already started looking at new ways to improve on the design of table (union screw locks, larger lengths of pipe). If anyone is interested I’m available for hire provided you have some beer and food.

The (nearly) finished product with all the computer equipment.