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Envy The Brainsick

There are times that I wish I could be addicted to something. While hanging out with the local chumps I hear the war stories of people that were an addict. There is nothing better than listening to someone recount an experience that led them through the streets of Philadelphia on a path of destruction to [...]

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Beating Children Should Not Be Incognito

When living in an apartment it has generally been an acceptable practice to take out the garbage on time, pay the electric and gas bills on time, and generally be a good neighbor to all of your fellow homosapiens. Another general practice is to make sure that the children that you have bore both in [...]

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Old Isn’t A Band-Aid For New

As I have gotten older and older there have been less and less on television that interests me to a point where I would call myself a “follower” of a particular television show. While watching some Saturday morning cartoons I ask myself: Were cartoons this horrible when I was watching them years ago? But after [...]

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Performance Anxiety Might Make You Settle For A ‘C’

I usually make it a habit not to talk about classes that I am currently taking. It makes for some awkward situations. But there are times that I simply can’t resist (or, as it is with this case, have nothing else to write about). The first day that I started a particular class this semester [...]

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Army of Crackheads

I began thinking the other day, “What would happen if the crackheads united and decided to declare war against all of us sober people?” This got me into delving a little deeper than I wanted to think (I actually should have been concerned with the shower I was taking). How many people out there are [...]

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Conversations Spark The Use of Computer Voodoo

Most of the inspiration I get in writing comes from my own experiences, something that a friend has told me, or some crazy dream that I had a few nights prior. I tend to add a little flair in order to make the story sound more vibrant than it really was. But sometimes reminiscing on [...]

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I Am Back

The inner writer inside of me has been dormant for many years now. While in college I wrote a couple of pieces that I would chuckle over, but nothing that will giving my ego something akin to a raging hard-on. I was a columnist for my university’s newspaper, eventually an executive editor without the title, [...]

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